goodgirlsgoruth: AND MICHELLE DUGGAR'S UTERUS
goodgirlsgoruth: HAS FALLEN OUT
goodgirlsgoruth: FOUR TIMES
goodgirlsgoruth: FALLEN OUT
goodgirlsgoruth: OF HER VAGINA.
wecouldbepilots: FUCK.
wecouldbepilots: OH FUCK
wecouldbepilots: THAT'S LIKE
goodgirlsgoruth: THAT IS DISGUSTING
wecouldbepilots: MY WORST FEAR
goodgirlsgoruth: AND THEN SHE HAS TO SAY OOPS AND THEN
goodgirlsgoruth: A DOCTOR HAS TO PUT IT BACK IN
goodgirlsgoruth: DONT YOU THINK THATS A FUCKING SIGN
wecouldbepilots: DLJFAKLJKLAFJKLJALK STOP
goodgirlsgoruth: THAT YOU SHOULD STOP PROCREATING
goodgirlsgoruth: JESUS CHRIST JIM BOB GET A FUCKING VASECTAMY IF YOU TWO LOVE TO DO IT SO MUCH
goodgirlsgoruth: FOUR FUCKING TIMES
goodgirlsgoruth: COULD YOU IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS
goodgirlsgoruth: HOW DOES YOUR UTERUS FALL OUT
wecouldbepilots: OHFALJLKAJ
wecouldbepilots: OFALKJKLAJ
goodgirlsgoruth: THAT IS JUST
goodgirlsgoruth: LIKE I CANT EVEN THINK ABOUT IT
wecouldbepilots: I AM SCARRED FOR LIFE
goodgirlsgoruth: LIKE IMAGINE PEEING OUT A FUCKING UTERUS
wecouldbepilots: NO FUCKING BABIES EVER.
wecouldbepilots: LIKE
goodgirlsgoruth: "I think I'll just go to the ladies room real quick. HOLY SHIT THAT IS MY UTERUS"
wecouldbepilots: LOL OOPS MY FUCKING UTERUS FELL OUT, CAN YOU PLEASE STUFF IT BACK IN THERE
goodgirlsgoruth: EWWW
goodgirlsgoruth: I JUST PICTURED
goodgirlsgoruth: MICHELLE DUGGAR
goodgirlsgoruth: POKING IT BACK IN
goodgirlsgoruth: LOLOLOLOL
goodgirlsgoruth: LOL
wecouldbepilots: EW
goodgirlsgoruth: ew "symptoms of uterine prolapse include:" (that's when it falls out
wecouldbepilots: I JUST PICTURED HER LIKE CHILLAXIN ALL COOL AT THE MALL AND HER UTERUS JUST FALLING THE FUCK OUT
goodgirlsgoruth: "painful sexual intercourse"
goodgirlsgoruth: WHO WANTS TO HAVE SEX
goodgirlsgoruth: WHEN YOUR UTERUS IS LIKE RIGHT THERE
goodgirlsgoruth: BOYS LIKE TO FUCK A VAGINA, NOT SOME WEIRD VACUOLE TYPE THING
wecouldbepilots: EW EW EW EW
goodgirlsgoruth: EWWWWW
goodgirlsgoruth: IT'S SO FUCKING DISGUSTING
goodgirlsgoruth: AND THAT HAS HAPPENED TO HER
goodgirlsgoruth: FOUR TIMES
wecouldbepilots: IT CAN FALL OUT WHEN YOU'RE GIVING BIRTH TOO
goodgirlsgoruth: I BET SHE CAN PERFORM THE SURGERY TO FIX IT ALL BY HERSELF NOW
wecouldbepilots: I REMEMBER WATCHING AN EPISODE OF ER AND THIS WOMAN WAS GIVING BIRTH TO TWINS AND HER UTERUS FELL OUT
wecouldbepilots: AND SHE FUCKING BLED TO DEATH
wecouldbepilots: AND HER HUSBAND WAS LIKE "BUT ARE MY BABIES OKAY"
goodgirlsgoruth: YEAH BUT YOUR WIFES UTERUS CAME OUT
goodgirlsgoruth: that's like
goodgirlsgoruth: EUGH IT'S SUPPOSED TO STAY IN YOUR BODY
wecouldbepilots: IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE THERE
wecouldbepilots: INSIDE
goodgirlsgoruth: WOAH DO YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE BESIDES MULTIPLE CHILD BIRTHS CAN CAUSE YOUR UTERUS TO COME OUT???
wecouldbepilots: what
goodgirlsgoruth: OBESITY, CONSTANT CONSTIPATION (DOOCE!), CHRONIC BRONCHITIS
goodgirlsgoruth: so like
goodgirlsgoruth: if you're hella fat
goodgirlsgoruth: your uterus could fall out
wecouldbepilots: YOUR UTERUS WILL JUST FLOP ON OUTTA THERE
goodgirlsgoruth: i'd be like, oh just leave it out, i'd like to lose 5 pounds
goodgirlsgoruth: ROFLMAO
goodgirlsgoruth: LMAO
goodgirlsgoruth: LMAO
goodgirlsgoruth: LMAO
goodgirlsgoruth: LMAO
wecouldbepilots: OH MY GOD THAT'S JUST
wecouldbepilots: JUST IMAGINE HOW THAT FEELS.
goodgirlsgoruth: EW LIKE
goodgirlsgoruth: IT WOULD FEEL LIKE
goodgirlsgoruth: POOPING OUT YOUR VAGINA
goodgirlsgoruth: EWWW
wecouldbepilots: EW
wecouldbepilots: OH GOD
wecouldbepilots: EW
goodgirlsgoruth: i know
goodgirlsgoruth: it's disgusting
wecouldbepilots: oh i can't even imagine
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