So there's this woman and..

she was uh, on an airplane. She's flying to meet her fiancé, sailing high above the largest ocean on planet Earth and she was seated next to this man who, you know, she had tried to start conversation and only, really the only thing she'd heard him say was to order his bloody mary. And she's sitting there and she's reading this really arduous magazine article about a third world country that she couldn't even pronounce the name of. And she's feeling very bored and very despondent and then uh, suddenly, there was this huge mechanical failure and one of the engines gave out. And they started just falling 30,000 feet and the pilots on the microphone and he's saying "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, oh my god, I'm sorry" and apologizing. And she looks at the man and she says, she says "where are we going?". And uh, he looks at her and he says

"We're going to a party. It's a birthday party. It's your birthday party. Happy birthday darling, we love you very very very very very very very much."