"If you won that contest, what happens?"
"I get to take twenty of my closest friends to watch a football game with Tony G."
"Would you take me?"
"No!"
"No?!"
"No!"
"WHY NOT!"
"Because you're not one of my closest friends!"
"Um. Mom. I lived inside of you for nine months."
"I know."
"There's not much closer we can be."
"Nah."
"Well, part of me is probably still inside of you."
"Well, that explains why you're crazy. The important parts got left behind"
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