I used to be love drunk:

Today, like so many times before, I called my mom at work and said a joke that we've been saying to each other for as long as I can remember. Like before, I was bored and said "Mommy, come home and bake cookies with me." Expecting, also like before, to be turned down.

Much to my surprise, my Mom's boss told her to go, with pay. And she did. So now there are like, 50 cookies in my kitchen.