i think this counts as the best 'happy birthday' i've ever recieved:

seized the brave (7:58:13 PM): pretty. odd comes out tomorrow!
mockumentaries (7:58:31 PM): :O
mockumentaries (7:58:40 PM): AND YOU TECHNICALLY CAME OUT OF YOUR MOTHER'S VAGINA TOMORROW.
seized the brave (7:58:54 PM): LMAO THANK YOU FOR THE GROSSNESS.
mockumentaries (7:59:07 PM): LMFAO I'M STRAIGHT FORWARD OKAY MARENA?
seized the brave (7:59:17 PM): I GAGGED, LITERALLY.